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America’s Next Fug Model: The Tyra So Far
I’m not sure Tyra Banks can ever top the season of Top Model in which she wore a different heinous jumpsuit every week. That was a remarkable achievement in fuggery, for which she might have earned...
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America’s Next Fug Model
This outfit, on ANTM’s beloved (? ) Jay Manuel, is only the best thing that ever, ever happened. It is, appropriately enough given the venue, MAGICAL: I know I’ve made a handful of Zuul jokes about a...
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Fugaleigh/Better Played, Analeigh Tipton
So, you might remember Analeigh Tipton here from her season of America’s Next Top Model — she was the ex-figure skater who made it to the final three in the season that McKey eventually won. Now,...
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Teen Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Tyra Banks
So, my early prediction is this: There will be a photo shoot on this fall’s America’s Next Top Model All “Stars” Edition that very conveniently dovetails with the publication of Tyra’s young adult...
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Eva “Marcille” Pigfugd
I can’t believe I missed this last week. There are pieces of cool here: I see potential in the shoulder area, and there might have been SOMETHING on the skirt if it didn’t have those saggy hip...
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Modelfug
MS TYRA BANKS: I was going to say that I thought we already DID the Year of the Jumpsuit, and then I realized that a) this might not technically be a jumpsuit and b) you also wore one last time we saw...
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America’s Next Fug Model
Toccara Jones here is one of my favorite past ANTM contestants: And according to Wikipedia, she is about to star in (or is currently starring in) season 2 of DONALD TRUMP PRESENTS THE ULTIMATE MERGER,...
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Crazy Stupid Fug
At least Analeigh Tipton is having FUN? This face says, “YES! I may have thrown this kind of cute blazer from Forever 21 over this kind of weird dress that’s kind of a bra-and-skirt combo held...
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Eva Fugcille
So, it’s the weirdest thing — NBC’s big “all-star” TCAs party had almost no attendees I had ever seen before, and I say this as somebody who writes a blog often featuring people of marginal renown...
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Tyraly Played, Tyra
Apparently I should’ve watched GMA today, because Miss Tyra was so animated she was practically a cartoon. There is never a dull moment with Ty Ty Baby, and I say that with love. Read More ...
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Fug the Party: ANTM
It’s sad to me that the beginning of the twentieth cycle of ANTM should have such a sparse red carpet. More people than this showed up, but I hadn’t heard of very many of them. Twenty seasons of a...
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The Best of Tyra Banks on ANTM: The Classic Years
As you may have heard, this past cycle of America’s Next Top Model was its last, news which prompted me to spend approximately six weeks binge-watching The Classic Years on Hulu — an activity I...
View ArticleMemory Lane: ANTM is Dead, Long Live The New ANTM
America is hot for second chances right now. Netflix resurrected Gilmore Girls and Arrested Development for bonus seasons and exhumed Full House, and the Star Wars franchise bore prodigious (and...
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